Monday, December 22, 2008

Assplay in the New Millenium

Can you believe it? There are still people out there -those that didn't read or comprehend the "fingerblasting" post on this smutty blog- that don't realize that you can give a girl a mighty vaginal infection if you fingerblast her vagina after you were playing with her beautiful asshole. The bacteria from the ass does not belong in the vag and can create a "mixed bacterial vaginosis" infection. Actually, so can stress and a bad diet, but it can most often be linked to "mixing" the holes.

One way to avoid this problem is for the guy to REMEMBER which hand he is using in each hole. Perhaps the dominant hand for the vag -subtlety and control is better appreciated in this anatomical cavern- and the clumsier hand for the ass, which while very sensitive, will not suffer from an arousal killing clumsy performance. To me, it seems to take less finesse to finger an ass. Especially from a female perspective, this is just icing on the cake for me, not the be all and end all, so a shoddy performance from the lesser skilled finger is still welcome. Just don't even think about rubbing the vulva with that hand.

Also, the best time to approach this area so your man or woman will not squirm away from it -or you- is when a person is already VERY aroused and almost climaxing. Remember, you don't have to shove it in up to your wrist to get a great reaction, just moving a well licked finger on the outside of the asshole is enough of a start. Take it slow and easy in the beginning, you have to build up to the 9 inch strap on!!! Perhaps a conversation about this to feel the other person out or prepare them a little for what might happen is a good idea, too, so when deep into a physical act, they are not startled by something that could shock them out of your bed.

I have also discovered that some men think that a finger in their ass is "gay" behavior. Hey, getting a pleasurable feeling from the human body is not homosexual, especially if it is a girls finger in your ass. A cock in your ass ....well, you might be gay, but limiting the pleasure you can reap from your physical body is churlish and puritanical, and simply wastes an opportunity to experience something that you may like.

Didn't you ever eat something that you didn't want to because of a preconceived notion (slimy sushi, snails in the shell) that it would be bad, only to discover that you actually liked it? Also, I tend to think that guys stick things in their asses all the time when masturbating, but just don't want their girlfriends or wives to know about it. Thus, they do know the pleasure of the ass but cannot cop to why they have that knowledge.

So, instead of Happy New Year, or Merry Christmas, or Kwaazy Kwaanzaa or Happy Hanukkah, my seasonal greeting is going to be "Try it, you'll like it."

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