Monday, February 11, 2008

One Hand on the Button and the other in the Box

Most women need simultaneous stimulation of the clit and vag to orgasm. Why, oh, why did this creator of ours position these important elements in this way? Luckily, we have learned there are lovely spots in the vaginal sheath that can make our eyes cross (see earlier posts), but they cannot be compared to the powerhouse clit.

There are a few ways to accomplish this dual stimulating feat. First, a sexual position. If you are height compatible with your partner, than this works even better, but essentially it boils down to using your mate's pubic bone to stimulate the clitoris. He's on his back, climb on top, insert tab B into slut A...I mean slot A. If you don't understand, I mean stick it in. Then lay down on top of his chest, rest your legs within his outstretched legs, you can even cross your ankles for extra grabbing action, and slide up and down. Use your feet to push off, and grab your guy. He can help by sliding you a little too, or you can take turns. If he thrusts a little upwards when you are on your way down (and vice versa) his pubic bone will rub nicely against your hot button. There are other positions that work this pubic bone action, trial and error, discovery and exploration and you will figure out which ones you like best.

Second, digital manipulation. Just rub it while you fuck. No brainer, right? Well, some ladies are a little shy about "masturbating" themselves in front of a new guy. I might be a little harsh but I think this kind of shy is ridiculous. Ladies, you are letting them stick their penis in you but are too shy to get yourself off in the process? Shy and demure behavior is not for the bedroom, it's for when you meet his parents, or children, or boss. You will feel better if you get over this and in my experience, men love this, especially when you come as a result. Good guys want you to come! Not be embarrassed. Note of warning: I did this when having sex in a car, drunk. I rubbed that poor clit so hard it swelled up SUPErHuge! The next day I felt like I was kicking a soccer ball as I walked around trying to make sense of what I did to myself...and scared it would never deflate. It did.

Third, sex toys. Combining sex toys and intercourse with another person is a good idea. If you are worried about ruining your man's wood, ah, I mean ego, with the buzzing of your faithful friend, start the session off with a little show. Men like to watch women masturbate, and it is a great way to get riled up, and introduce the merchandise for the first time. When he feels the results he will not worry that you are replacing him with a robot, or that you think he is not enough for you. The truth is, unless he can stimulate your clit successfully while still focusing on fucking you, then yes, he isn't enough for you. This is one fine example of modern gadgets helping people.

2 comments:

  1. I have tried that lovely position that you mention, but I find I cannot do it too often. I climax so readily and so hard that I just want to roll off and take a nap. I could care less if my partner enjoys the same response, I just want to relish it by myself in dreamland.

    Would that be considered a form of penis envy? The climax, roll off, take a nap kind?

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  2. I think clits are far away from pussies so woman are willing to have more than one kid. I imagine childbirth hurts enough with the current configuration.

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